The Lazy Perfectionist

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October 24, 2019

You want to die while watching this boring ass zombie movie. It sucks soooo bad! It drags harder then when zombies drag their feet.

Rating 10 bathroom breaks

Fuck this move

October 24, 2019

They did a decent job rebooting the series. I thought it was going to be a straight to Netflix type of movie but it’s good enough for the theater. I like that they didn’t announce that it was going to be a girl lead thing like ghostbusters did and then tank on story. T...

October 24, 2019

It’s bad... corny af. Only cool thing is night crawler.

Rating 4 Bathroom breaks

Even if you didn’t go to the bathroom, every scene is forgettable so It’ll be like you went anyway.

October 24, 2019

I see what they were trying to do here... Trying to tell a life story on film in a dream sequence narrative. It didn't work. it also seemed that Elton had a big hand in the telling of this story because he was ALLLLWAYS the victim and when his being a jerk it because o...

October 24, 2019

It is what it is. For a summer movie is cool. It starts off already in go mode! It’s filled with a gang action and giant monsters. You could complain about certain things but hey... you’re watching a Godzilla movie.

Rating 3 bathroom breaks

You won’t miss anything import...

October 24, 2019

It sucked... No one could sing, will smith had to rap his lines, Aladdin’s hood looked like a section in Disney land and Jafar didn’t even look menacing. Not to mention the extra song they put in for jasmine about not being silenced🙄. It’s crowbarred in there And make...

October 24, 2019

This kid plays a great creepy fuck. Even if this movie wasn’t based on having super powers and abusing them, it would be a crazy flick about a serial killer’s first years. Oh I also love the directors choice to go all out in some scenes.

Rating 1 bathroom break

Since is...

October 24, 2019

ITS GREAT... It’s better then you hoped it would be!!!

Rating NO BATHROOM BREAKS!Sneak into the next showing and still hold it.

October 24, 2019

It wasn't horrible... I was surprised they did an ok job and it had a good lil easter egg for movie goers in there too. I do hate how now a days scary movies don't have blood and if they do it a different color or ooze.


2 bathroom brakes... it's pretty standard bu...

October 24, 2019

Oh Hell Na! It was like a straight to tv dvd Like kickboxer sequels. I wanted the new guy to pull it off but he was just doing a bad Impression of the last hellboy. Some scenes are way too long! at one point we go to 4 cities before the movie actually gets started. Als...

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