Quick flick review: the Kingsmen
I thought this was going to be weak spy kids but I was wrong. It's more like an updated throw back to James Bond 70's flicks. Cool villains, dope action, and a ton of weapons. This one gets lost in the shuffle cuz 50 shades coming out the same week. This type of action flick is best seen in the theater
Fuck wit!!! I might catch it again.
Quick Flick Review - Project Almanac
if the butterfly effect & project x had baby this would be it. it's hard to ruin a time travel flick with that said this ones ooooook I guess.
Netflix this one when you got a date u are only trying to fuck. You don't have to pay too much attention to it to get it.
Quick flick review. Jupiter ascending
The action is cool... The story is weak as fuck. Channing almost acts but just goes back to being the new Keanu Reeves in the first 3 lines of the script. Too much galactic babble
Quick flick review: The Gambler
This movie seemed like it didn't know what it wanted to be... A New age Film noir? A "Garden state" with a bottle of jack? or a "Good will hunting" in Hugo boss? scenes are slick and John Goodman murdered
Only 2 good things about this flick 1. hometown girl Brie Larson holds up with the A-listers 2. The soundtrack is dope as fuck (david bowie, sixto rodriguez, and M83)
Quick Flick Review: American Sniper.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Bradly Cooper's acting... Dope. the shoot outs... Dope. Clint Eastwood's directing... Dope. i love how its gets to the point and quick... no bullshit flick.
Quick Flick review: Revenge of the green dragons
True story of two Asian immigrant youths in NYC join a one of the most feared street gangs. This flick could easily be cheesy as fuck but i sticks to the griminess just enough not keep me interested. Some parts are slow and you want to get back to the crimes the crew is committing.
Its oooooook the cool way its shot and the crazy ass violence keeps you interested
Quick Flick review - Hunger/crying games part 6 section A level XII
Faaaaaawwwking Boooooooring. It’s about 2 hours of set up for the real
movie that comes out later. They just stole my time and money. First 45min
I was lost and didn't give a fuck. Nothing cool in this flick like the actual
hunger games. Buncha fucking crying... I clocked about 54mins of watery eyes.
Fuck this movie... Best thing about it was the pitch perfect 2 trailer at the beginning
Quick Flick review - Big Hero 6
I can describe this movie in one word a grown man shouldn't say...
Adorable. The animators and director killed it on capturing the feel and
look of SF... More so then most major flicks and directors.
Fuck with it.
Quick flick review - Whiplash
This flick is double layered... It's a super aggressive teacher vs student for the
greater good flick and a movie about the sacrifice to be the best at what you
love. The ugly side of how one reaches their potential is matched by dark tones
of the set locations. Miles teller and Juno's dad are awesome in this fucker.
See it just for the dinner table scene.
Quick Flick review - Inter-rock-Steller
it's a really really really good flick. If you don't like Sci-Fi flicks it's cuz
u tune out due to all the space jargon. Don't be an asshole and just listen,
they will break it down like a Lego castle. The Nolan's put together a flick
that puts you in the decision making process and you end up dealing with
the repercussions right along with the characters. This flick is also full of surprises from plot twists, casting choices, and a story will bend your fucking mind!
The best flick I've seen this year... if you don't think so... my god have mercy on
your stupid ass soul at the gates
Quick Flick review - Dodo Birdman
Two ways you can look at the FILM. 1: A film about Actors wanting to
give a great performance while giving great performances. 2: Actors giving
themselves blow jobs. Hats off to the director for being brave enough to
make a 2hr continuous shot film, in this short attention span day and age. (u can find the cuts if you are looking for them though)
If you like Films see it... If you like movies don't.
Quick flick review - Nightcrawler
Michael Mann WAS the only Director who could shoot LA at night. This dude did a great job with this new aged and smarter Taxi Driver esque film. Jakes gaunt look adds to his creepy factor. He's like the kid in class you tried to be nice to but he just kept being fucking weird (big sorry to my high school classmates).
Don't go pee cuz you'll miss Jakes great performance... And I don't even like this guy.
Quick flick review - St Vincent
Bill fucking Murray plays throwback to the kinda guy my dad and his friend are.
All they do is eat, drink, fight, and fuck. All the characters have many flaws,which
makes this a good flick. The movie is like a realistic Big Daddy.
The movie opens up with a joke told by Bill if you don't get it the joke.
You won't get the movies humor... So leave you fucking dummy.
Quick flick review - John Wick
For some reason I like the revenge action flick. This genre never gets old to me.
It's filled with slick gunfights in nightclubs, major arsenals, cool hideouts, and a
steel blue tint on every shot. This flick comes correct on all of this
Fuck with it.
Quick flick review - Book of life
Here's a story about the brighter side of death. It has the same plot points as
most cgi flicks but it hides it well with the colorful art direction and song selection
(cover of Radioheads creep Spanish guitar style)
You'll be so entertained you won't remember you have to go to the bathroom.
Quick flick review - Fury.
I thought a tank movie would be as exciting & slow as an elephant fight on the
Net Geo channel. I was wrong! it's intense and these actors look as if they seen war... War is in all their eyes. It shows the inglorious side of having to serve.
Rating. These guys lived in a tank for 3 years! you can shut your phone off hold your piss 2 hours!
Quick flick review: Kill the Messenger
I'm a big JFK conspiracy believer. This movie is the result after the CIA figures
it can kill a president and get away with it. Though the flick has it's lulls from
time to time, it gives you a minute to reflect that this is not just a movie! It happened! And nothing was done about it! I had to see this movie in an art house theater...That's kinda saying something.
See it and believe it.
Quick flick review : The judge
It's like watching tony stark resolve his daddy issues. Another good thing is not
1 but 2 Bobby D's in this flick. Solid story and the supporting cast is on point too.
After awhile you forget the dad is on trial and want to spend time with his family
and this small town in Indiana Yes! That's how good it is it make you want to visit Indiana.
Go see it just for RDJ quick talk and lawyer speak. Why is this the first time he has played a lawyer!!!
Quick flick review - Dracula: the game is to be sold not untold.
I love how American movies give all of Europe British accents. Hats off to the
main dude for killing it (no pun intended). The movie was decent Buuuut one part
ruined the whole flick for me. (If you see you'll know).
Go see it but go into like a blind date. Keep expectations low and have fun.
Quick flick review - Gone Girl
Everything is on point Acting, Directing, and just when you think every story
has been told in cinema... Boom! You get this! They killed it... No pun intended
Pee before you go, get all your refreshments, and if someone talks...
tell'em to shut the fuck up!
Quick flick review - Annabelle.
Mannnnn fuuuuuuuck this movie. You spend most the time waiting for shit to happen. You're stuck in an 1970's apartment with this lady screaming her fuckin head off for an hour. I wanted it to end badly her after awhile.
If you have to go pee do it... Matter fact pee, get some popcorn and sneak into another
Quick Flick Review: The “not your” Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles
It has bad acting,flat jokes, looks like a bad transformers movie (yeah… that bad)
and lifted the plot from the Spider man reboot. I don’t think kids will like it very much; because they look disturbing (splinter looks like he stinks and has a terrible
cold the whole movie) and they don’t really show their personality long enough
for you to pick which one you like. Go see it to witness how bad it is… just
pay for another flick (boyhood)
I would answer a call during the movie
Quick flick review: Get on up
Jackie Robinson does a good job as he plays the godfather of soul. The movie jumps back and forth from decade to decade. I guess to stop the film from being boring or to demonstrate how James brown liked to shake up the norm... Take your pick.
If I had to pee I would go quickly.
Quick Flick Review: Not enough Sin in the City 2
It's like 22 Jump Street… except 22JS knew it was making fun
of itself for being the same as the first one. I really want to like it... It
still looks cool but the stories aren't as intriguing as before. If you're not
into Sin City or forgot most of it (cuz of a 10 year hiatus) it’s hard to
follow the timeline and the actor changes. Only thing that remains the same is
Jessica Alba's body and acting... good thing Sin City 2 is supposed to be
I wouldn't pee if i had to because I don't want to get even more lost
than I already am in this movie.
Quick flick review: As above, so below
Another found footage horror err thriller flick except this one gets it right. It follows the ABC's of the rest of this genre but the decent storyline and setting (Paris Catacombs) takes the air right out of the theater. So much so it will have you developing a minor case of claustrophobia. It had elements of Paranormal Activity, Indiana Jones, and Goonies. I found myself saying out loud "FUUUUCK ALLL THAT!"
If had to pee really really bad... I'd hold it.
Quick flick review: November Man.
I was lost cause a random girl started sending me crazy text
at the beginning of the flick. I later found out it was her ex posing as her...
PSA Fellas don't do weak shit like this. From what I seen it seems like 007
came outta retirement and traded martinis for jack, vodka and anything else
straight up... Oh and everyone still hates Russia I guess.
From what I seen and the pace of the flick you can go to the
bathroom and not really miss too much.
Quick flick review: The Drop
Bane drops the crazy accent and picks up a Brooklyn one. After
10 mins I believe the dialect and enjoy the New York Winter setting. This movie
is a lil slow but Noomi Rapace helped me get through it. It almost seems like a
law and order episode, except we get to see the crime unfold instead of showing
up after the fact.
It's the only good thing out right now. You don't really
have a choice to see anything else.
Quick flick review: A walk amongst the tombstones
I don't want to talk shit about this movie, because I don't want Liam to come find me.
Let's just say he hasn't lost his Special set of skills.
Quick flick review – Equalizer
It’s pretty cliché in the first act but I like how they made
Denzel a bad ass with a bit of a beer gut. The only thing that saves it from
the movie formula is the good acting when hero meets villain. The exchange
between these two is like a timed chess match. That right there is worth the
price of admission. I like that old dudes that can act are kicking ass in the
theaters right now like Denzel & Liam.
Go see it just for the bad Boston accents