I see what they were trying to do here... Trying to tell a life story on film in a dream sequence narrative. It didn't work. it also seemed that Elton had a big hand in the telling of this story because he was ALLLLWAYS the victim and when his being a jerk it because of some other circumstance. Oh when they break into song during an almost decent acting performances its sooooo awkward...

Rating 3 bathroom breaks

Don't worry you'll be just as lost if you watched the whole thing straight through.